What s the most ridiculous or weird way you ve ever injured yourself or nearly met your demise ?

As a very small child of 2 - 3 yrs I apparently somehow picked up a lit 'penny bunger' firecracker.
This was back in the days when Cracker night saw adult & kids everywhere letting off fireworks in their backyards, parks etc. Lucky for me an older brother saw me, grabbed it & threw it before it went off, otherwise I could have been either seriously injured or kaput.